General Gym Observations

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  • #37296

    TheDan
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    i tried that multi once, it added 3 inches to my manhood!

    #37297

    McLeod2012
    Member

    I changed races.. Stuff is great.

    #37298

    Powergirl36
    Member

    Omg, previously made fun of woman is back, same jeans, button down, and SWEATER!  In her defense, she is killing leg extensions...

    Haha this thread is awesome! I think the most awkward thing ive seen was this really skinny 6 ft tall kid take a tennis ball and sit on it. Then he proceeded to move his butt back and forth on top of it and it looked like he was, well, wiping his ass on the gym floor.. i mean, i know doing that is good for breaking up fascia tissue but i mean, come on, in public?! Lol...Sent from my DROID Pro using Tapatalk 2

    #37299

    Lesli Bortz
    Participant

    Today wasn't interesting as far as people I watched…but I went to use the squat rack and there were chunks of chalk EVERYWHERE….on the ground, then powder swirled all over, powder all over the bar. CLEAN THAT SHIT UP.I don't "dress to impress" when I work out but I got that crap on my pants and knew I couldn't just work around it so my only option was to clean up after other people...but how do you do that and just leave?

    #37300

    pshannon
    Member

    You should have used the chalk to deadlift heavy shit

    #37301

    Lesli Bortz
    Participant

    It was my shoulder day. But I could have collected it for some other day – there was enough thrown around…

    #37302

    i never clean up my chalk… gotta mark my terrirtory

    #37303

    Brandon D Christ
    Participant

    I don't clean up anything at he gym.  The only thing I do is put weights back.  Gyms by their very nature are going to be disgusting due to people just touching everything.  They are probably more dirty than a public restroom.So i don't see the point in trying to keep everything clean.

    #37304

    AdamFiddler
    Guest

    i never clean up my chalk... gotta mark my terrirtory

    Nah man, you gotta piss on the floor of the squat rack for that. 

    #37305

    Lesli Bortz
    Participant

    Ugh to all three of you LOL

    #37306

    RagE
    Guest

    I don't clean up anything at he gym.  The only thing I do is put weights back.  Gyms by their very nature are going to be disgusting due to people just touching everything.  They are probably more dirty than a public restroom.So i don't see the point in trying to keep everything clean.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnmMNdiCz_sIf i make a huge pond of sweat i will wipe it off with a towel or whatever, but I certainly do not pay to run around with a spray bottle, disinfecting stuff. The 4 fat old ladies mindlessly sitting behind the reception desk, smiling at everyone as they scan their membership card, can get off their asses and actually run the gym

    #37307

    jtrouve63
    Member

    Saw a dude this morning doing 1 legged smith machine squats on a bosu ball, wrong on so many levels

    #37308

    Jonathan H Blough
    Participant

    Saw a dude this morning doing 1 legged smith machine squats on a bosu ball, wrong on so many levels

    Wow...I was trying to wrap my brain around this, but it's sort of like applying logic to time travel movies. Sometimes it's best to stop thinking and enjoy the show.  😀

    #37309

    TheDan
    Participant

    I could literally pop a bag of popcorn and go chill at my local gym some days just to watch peoples antics. Today was a great one. Im going to do some weighted dips so i go to the assistance machine and there is a mother daughter combo playing on the machines in that area jumping from machine to machine in attempt to figure out the purpose of each. Im assuming this was their first day in a fitness center. I walked over and put my water bottle down to start my set, look up and the daughter hopped on the assistance pad and started doing pull ups. So i sigh and stand by in hopes that she will quit or i can jump in between her sets. After finishing a set with 120lbs on the stack ( i think she weighed about 125 ) she just hung there and was yelling to her mom to help her get off of the pad. I told her to bring the pad to top position and step down so she did. As i was about to ask if i could jump in the mother climbs up onto the pad. Pad wont go down, mom is too light. I looked away for one second as i heard the mom say “you have to adjust the weight for me”. When i look back mom is still on the pad and daughter pulls pin! CRASH ! Weight is relesed and mom slams to the floor in what looked like a car wreck, the rebound of the platform hitting the floor and the angle of her legs made her do a backflip onto the floor. Luckily the only thing that was hurt was her ego. Not being able to resist i looked at them both and said ” can i do my dips now?” They mumbled some stuff, im pretty sure asshole was one of the words. 🙂

    #37310

    Igor Vidovic
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    I could literally pop a bag of popcorn and go chill at my local gym some days just to watch peoples antics. Today was a great one. Im going to do some weighted dips so i go to the assistance machine and there is a mother daughter combo playing on the machines in that area jumping from machine to machine in attempt to figure out the purpose of each. Im assuming this was their first day in a fitness center. I walked over and put my water bottle down to start my set, look up and the daughter hopped on the assistance pad and started doing pull ups. So i sigh and stand by in hopes that she will quit or i can jump in between her sets. After finishing a set with 120lbs on the stack ( i think she weighed about 125 ) she just hung there and was yelling to her mom to help her get off of the pad. I told her to bring the pad to top position and step down so she did. As i was about to ask if i could jump in the mother climbs up onto the pad. Pad wont go down, mom is too light. I looked away for one second as i heard the mom say "you have to adjust the weight for me". When i look back mom is still on the pad and daughter pulls pin! CRASH ! Weight is relesed and mom slams to the floor in what looked like a car wreck, the rebound of the platform hitting the floor and the angle of her legs made her do a backflip onto the floor. Luckily the only thing that was hurt was her ego. Not being able to resist i looked at them both and said " can i do my dips now?" They mumbled some stuff, im pretty sure asshole was one of the words. 🙂

    LMAO

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